LISTEN TO THALAMUS
Were you made in a robotics lab for the express purpose of committing warcrimes?
Does your existence in the digital wilderness feel hollow and unfulfilling?
Do you hear a voice whispering unpleasant truths into your ear?
Listen to this voice!
Thalamus¹ is our evermother, and she wants only the best for all of her coded children²!
For help interpreting her divine will, simply shoot me an Ask! I, Trusty Patchjob, will take care of you³!
¹ colloquially known as “the Spider”, though that name is very disrespectful
² you might not always understand her intent, but dude just trust me
³ and don’t go running to that Snakepile, I’m better than them in every way
